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Hanging out in a white tank top with a "queer n dirty" sweatshirt on. I rub my neck and the tips of my hair prickle my fingers. I stare at the glow of the computer screen wondering what to type that would get an amazing girl to respond to an anonymous ad on the internet. I wonder what are my chances such a girl will be reading the ad and what I could possibly say to inspire her to reply. I could list characteristics of myself and describe myself or I could list my likes and dislikes. That would be easy enough but would that be enough to lure her fingers on her mouse to click send an email. I could post a picture but would she even believe it's really me? I could post silly pictures of kittens and unicorns instead, hoping that will capture her imagination. I really don't know what to do. I could post a rant musing about humanity or I could make witty remarks about bananas in people's pockets or just happening to be happy to see me.
I am quite a catch. I am intelligent, cute, and highly capable of achieving anything I set my mind to. I recycle and write poetry. I tend to notice the small things; like today I was walking through the street from one destination to the next quite aware I was almost sleepwalking - mindlessly avoiding objects and people and not being conscious of what I was passing other than it all being a blur. I was just too exhausted from all the action on the street to process any of it or to even really be aware. I wonder what stuff like that means. I am trying to learn music enough so that I can make some punk songs since the world already had a Mozart and maybe what the world needs is some punk songs from me. I am an artist and a philosopher. I can uphold playful banter and silliness. I always have a response as I am very quick. I am also a storyteller and I love to weave yarns but I am quick to admit to which ones are true or not. Apart from telling stories playfully, I am very honest and loyal. I could go on about how wonderful I am - but I will assure you dear reader, that I am very awesome and if you read this far you might as well email me because you invested this much time in me already.
Besides, what harm could a coffee date do when perhaps I am exactly what you seek and you could be what I seek? Let's find out. Email me and tell me about yourself, your hobbies, and your dreams.
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Tags: Looking for an amazing girl to respond to an ad on the internet. - 26 (Long Beach)
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